There’s always money in the banana stand.Tumblr (3.0; @strumonmyheartstrings)http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c6734a7ef0d7b10cc431765af43ae7e/tumblr_mkbynfNv9a1rz0k6jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51257447879http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51257447879Fri, 24 May 2013 19:04:59 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51257332312" src="http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51257332312/audio_player_iframe/strumonmyheartstrings/tumblr_mna35oCPjA1r6uqwn?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fstrumonmyheartstrings%2F51257332312%2Ftumblr_mna35oCPjA1r6uqwn" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alternatifmusique.tumblr.com/post/51190082346/if-i-cant-trust-you-then-dammit-hannah-theres">alternatifmusique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“if I can’t trust you then dammit Hannah, there’s no future, there’s no answer”</em></p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51257332312http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51257332312Fri, 24 May 2013 19:03:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leopt3fyjc1qed332o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51185875183http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51185875183Thu, 23 May 2013 20:11:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fancyladyindeed.tumblr.com/post/50947154657/fandomblogger-doctordonna10">fancyladyindeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomblogger.tumblr.com/post/50900602081/doctordonna10-danglingthpider">fandomblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctordonna10.tumblr.com/post/35553127899/danglingthpider-castielsunderpants">doctordonna10</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danglingthpider.tumblr.com/post/35536336213/castielsunderpants-phoenixgryffin">danglingthpider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielsunderpants.tumblr.com/post/35518962082/phoenixgryffin-drjohnhwatson">castielsunderpants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phoenixgryffin.tumblr.com/post/35425976480/drjohnhwatson-thequeenofvillainy-you-know">phoenixgryffin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drjohnhwatson.tumblr.com/post/34507404668/thequeenofvillainy-you-know-whats-creepy-about">drjohnhwatson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thequeenofvillainy.tumblr.com/post/30701443779">thequeenofvillainy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?</p> <p>They never said he was an egg.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmcg2FBc01qda3u8.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL</p> </blockquote> <p>SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. </p> </blockquote> <p>Too late</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdct89eUYj1r7ja5j.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdd830OTVR1rwzro3.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d31160f36831f09303bdcde76b38dc4/tumblr_inline_mn3h59RHZf1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>GOD DAMMIT</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149404654http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149404654Thu, 23 May 2013 10:37:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88ef9ecc03cf18ca3f2b78e37b09795b/tumblr_mm6yrdhqvS1sp7a6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149333819http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149333819Thu, 23 May 2013 10:35:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarlaccvagina.tumblr.com/post/50832605068/petition-for-avengers-2-to-end-on-a-freeze-frame">sarlaccvagina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>petition for <em>Avengers 2</em> to end on a freeze-frame like this</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2d5805d16204e81638c3e80797aac3dd/tumblr_inline_mn22pb0Ju11qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149294268http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149294268Thu, 23 May 2013 10:34:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesussbabymomma.tumblr.com/post/51034144835/jesussbabymomma-is-it-petsmart-or-petsmart">jesussbabymomma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesussbabymomma.tumblr.com/post/51033770690/is-it-petsmart-or-petsmart">jesussbabymomma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is it petsmart or petsmart</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b04f31effe592d5ca243489f399c9939/tumblr_inline_mn6edso9511qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>thanks</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149288554http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149288554Thu, 23 May 2013 10:34:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lameborghini.tumblr.com/post/50394503846/my-spidey-sense-is-tellin-me-that-ur-a-little">lameborghini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149166046http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149166046Thu, 23 May 2013 10:31:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/51112969688">hungarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages &amp; keep it a secret from everyone &amp; then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head &amp; all your friends will be like daaamn</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149160075http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149160075Thu, 23 May 2013 10:31:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://falloutyoungmale.tumblr.com/post/50882528999/i-write-sins-not-five-page-research-papers">falloutyoungmale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I write sins not five page research papers</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149029365http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51149029365Thu, 23 May 2013 10:28:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://octupac.tumblr.com/post/39336632043/lets-play-how-rude-can-i-be-until-u-realize-i">octupac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51119637386http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51119637386Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberthug13.tumblr.com/post/51058828986/how-to-break-up-w-a-girl">cyberthug13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51114123798http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51114123798Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxx.tumblr.com/post/47929469062/paranoidpot8to-there-is-a-fucking-cow-trying-to">solluxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paranoidpot8to.tumblr.com/post/47920675840/there-is-a-fucking-cow-trying-to-get-inside-my">paranoidpot8to</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE</p> <p>I AM HOME ALONE</p> <p>WHAT DO I DO <em><strong>THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>tell it to mooove</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51072668220http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51072668220Wed, 22 May 2013 11:11:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://run-cause-hitler.tumblr.com/post/50937472137/enayalate-h8-this-year-bbanditt-slett">run-cause-hitler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enayalate-h8-this-year.tumblr.com/post/39952620122">enayalate-h8-this-year</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbanditt.tumblr.com/post/39916776275/slett-winchestercodependency-ibecameacat">bbanditt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slett.tumblr.com/post/39766963689/winchestercodependency-ibecameacat-what-if">slett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winchestercodependency.tumblr.com/post/39698950886/ibecameacat-what-if-all-your-fingers-just">winchestercodependency</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibecameacat.tumblr.com/post/39644443793/what-if-all-your-fingers-just-turned-into-tongues">ibecameacat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do</p> </blockquote> <p>dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off</p> </blockquote> <p>“People with vaginas”</p> </blockquote> <p>what are those called again</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t remember</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for </p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51029040637http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/51029040637Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelocalpaedo.tumblr.com/post/20714403299/captaincum-who-does-jesus-think-he-is-just">thelocalpaedo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captaincum.tumblr.com/post/20714340018/who-does-jesus-think-he-is">captaincum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who does Jesus think he is</p> </blockquote> <p>Just your average teenage girl</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2616ellX71qcbfxf.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990674913http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990674913Tue, 21 May 2013 10:38:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c92dc34dee0027a229363369c6b333b/tumblr_mgym98O8Ul1qa4wtvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990668136http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990668136Tue, 21 May 2013 10:38:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://esexist.tumblr.com/post/47732993722/what-if-you-were-holding-a-puppy-and-being-like">esexist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990663754http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990663754Tue, 21 May 2013 10:38:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b3dae3371d7d4a0d4c3b70f3adf8052/tumblr_mmw0l5cU681r2yy3jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indigo-ink.tumblr.com/post/50569289332/captain-jack-harknesss-very-first-line">indigo-ink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990608850http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990608850Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/49008663372/half-of-me-wants-to-be-a-really-physically-active">fasterfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990592813http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990592813Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberdepressed.tumblr.com/post/47877093009/loses-followers-loses-friends-loses-bobby">cyberdepressed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*loses followers*<br/>*loses friends* <br/>*loses bobby pins and hair ties* <br/>*loses internet connection*<br/>*loses phone*<br/>*loses life*<br/>*gains weight*</p> </blockquote>http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990495348http://strumonmyheartstrings.tumblr.com/post/50990495348Tue, 21 May 2013 10:34:52 -0400